1. bookman-jr:

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE 

    bookman-jr:

    THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE 

  2. walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

    walk-the-ocean-floor:

    THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

  3. cumillionaire:

    If my jokes offend you:

    1. I’m sorry
    2. It won’t happen again
    3. 1 & 2 are lies 
    4. You’re a pussy
  4. jackhahaha:

    this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

  5. paraddict:

    you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

  6. 1500hp:

    the aight gatsby

  7. charlamagnethagod:

    lmportant:

    charlamagnethagod:

    Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

    no need to imagine

    image

    I AM SO HAPPY

  8. nibit:

    420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

  9. chignonesque:

    The Knife of Dunwall — Shrines of the Outsider

    Delilah.”

  10. mirage521:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

Are you implying that it isn’t

    mirage521:

    peterpayne:

    According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

    Are you implying that it isn’t