1. miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

    miketooch:

    notkingkong:

    this gets funnier every year 

    The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

  2. puntable-derps:

    waywardboundto:

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    i wILL DESTROY YOU 

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    The bitty man w/all the yelling is rlly cute tbh ~

    sHut uP IM AS TALL AS YOU PUNK

  3. puntable-derps:

    waywardboundto:

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    im going to destroy you punk

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    /whispers bring it faggot

    i wILL DESTROY YOU 

  4. puntable-derps:

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    fite me

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    im going to destroy you punk

  5. jaclcfrost:

    ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time

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  7. wistfulwispsofwhite:

bambiblue:

Have you seen this beautiful heart-shaped necklace, #Ottawa friends? The owner would love to be reunited with it! 

signal boost.

    wistfulwispsofwhite:

    bambiblue:

    Have you seen this beautiful heart-shaped necklace, friends? The owner would love to be reunited with it!

    signal boost.

  8. norsegays:

    astrolope:

    People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

    I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

    A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

    It is a big deal because i’m a transman

    It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

    Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

    At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

    At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

    TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

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    stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

    The HP cast saying, “Hey, buddy, can I get an order of mozarella sticks, please?” with an American accent.

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    TOM COMPLETELY NAILED IT

  10. egobus:

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    me as a teacher tbh